Edward Elric's 'Short' Rants by LuminaInomi, literature
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Edward Elric's 'Short' Rants
"Who did you say was small like a grain of rice and doesn't show up in your eyes?!"
"Who did you say was a super-ultra short kid?!"
"Who did you call an ultra hyper midget?!"
"Who did you call miniature size?!"
"Who did you call a shorty who's so small that he's barely visible and hard to target?!"
"Who did you call a shorty that has to be looked through a magnifying glass to actually be seen?!"
"Who are you calling a bean?!"
"Who are you calling a super midget that makes you want to step on him?!"
"Who are you calling a tiny bug that escapes the wrath of a shoe because he's so small that he fits in the grooves and can't get squashed?
Theme 1: Exhaustion (Sonic)
(Sonic's POV)
"Daddy! Help me with my dwess!" a 2 year old Harmony said. "Sure honey." Sonic said as he began to help her out. "Dada! Ba Ba." a 10 month-old Flash whines as his stomach growled. "Whoops! Your bottle of milk is on the way Flash!" Sonic said as he dashes into the kitchen. "Hey Dad, Thunder got himself stuck in the tree house." 7-year-old Lightning said. "Again?" Sonic asked, "Okay I'm coming." "Hurry! I need to pee!" 7-year-old Thunder shouted from in the tree house. "Hang on Thunder!" Sonic shouted. "Daddy! My dwess!" Harmony said. "Ba ba! Ba ba!" Flash cried. "Dad! Thunder is still stuck!" Lightni
Not Acting Your Age-Epilogue by spd243, literature
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Not Acting Your Age-Epilogue
Not Acting Your Age
Epilogue
Sounds of murmuring and water splashing...worried and concerned voices...still feeling slight pain--the blue blur groaned deeply before finally awaking from his slumber. He looked around slowly, only seeing some blurry figures staring at him, but after a few more blinks, Sonic saw that it was his friends staring at him with looks of relieved faces.
"Wh-Where am I?" Sonic asked a bit dizzily. "At my place in the bathroom," Tails said, "You really took a big hit Sonic." Sonic perked his ears a bit and asked, "W-Water?" "Don't worry hun, you won't drown," Rouge said as she soaked the rag with water, "You just had
Not Acting Your Age Prologue by spd243, literature
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Not Acting Your Age Prologue
Prologue
Spd243: On the Last Chapter of Baby Love, Knuckles placed Shadow, Scourge, Sonic, Amy and Tails near the Chaos Emeralds and Master Emerald and began to chant. A sudden explosion caused the place to be covered in smoke:
I-is everyone okay? Knuckles coughed. Were good. Charmy said. Did it work? Emily asked.
As the cloud of smoke drifted away, next to the Master Emerald and upside-down was Sonic, Tails coughed, Scourge sneezed and Shadow shook his headthey were all their normal size (they all had no shoes or gloves on).
It worked! Emily said. Heh *cough* le
Chapter 50Rescuing Time!
INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!
Red lights blinked, sirens went off, evil villains are getting themselves prepared, weapons are armed for battlebut a dark cloaked figure carefully and quickly snuck its way into the lair while dodging every weapon thrown at it.
Who is that? Killer Bee asked, Its dodging every single thing we throw at it. Well whatever that is, its getting inside, Super Sonic said, Rosy, Killer Bee, and Boomer, stopped the creature before it gets to its destination. Yes sir! Rosy, Killer
Baby Love--Chapter Thirty Two by spd243, literature
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Baby Love--Chapter Thirty Two
Chapter 32MONSTER!!
In the darkness, a green hedgehog was sitting on his throneenjoying the life he has. This green hedgehogs name was Scourge! He had green quill, two scars on his chest, a black leather jacket, leather boots, sharp fangs, blue eyes and red-rimmed sunglasses.
Yes being on the throne is perfect for a king like me. Scourge yawned. Hello Scourge. Sally said. You may not be Alicia Acorn or Fiona, but you are one hot babe, Scourge said, What can I do for you? Oh its not what you can do for me its what I can do for you. Sall
Baby Love-Chapter 26 Final pt. by spd243, literature
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Baby Love-Chapter 26 Final pt.
Chapter Twenty-SixHorrific Halloween Pt. III
Swonic
A furry ear flicks.
Swonic?
Breathing and heartbeat is fine.
Swonic no sleepy.
Eyelids are half-open and start to stare at the blurry figure.
Swonic wake up!
Blinking a few more times, the blurry figure turns out to be a worried two-tailed mummy fox.
Ruff! Sonic barked as he sat up. Swonic! Tails said happily, as he hugged Sonic. Sonic, you kay? Shadow asked. Ruff! Sonic barked as he nodded.
The four babies were in a strange, eerie hallway with creepy pictu
The Wedgie
It’s safe to assume that ever since people have worn pants there has been the complaint of fabric packing itself into the tight space of any butt crack it could find. The annoyance of having material bunched up in the back and the shame of having to deal with it in public has plagued mankind for centuries. This unbiased felon went unnamed for many years of its undie-scrunching spree until an unknown genius gave it a name: wedgie.
Once underwear started becoming increasingly available to everyone with a variety of fabrics and styles to choose from the runway was set for the wedgie to begin its true reign of terror. The almigh
Sonic's diaper humility part 3 by sissywawa, literature
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Sonic's diaper humility part 3
As morning rolled around, Shadow groggily woke up and shook his head. "Ugh... not the softest place I've ever slept on," He said to himself. It took him a moment, but he looked down and realized that his shorts were soaking wet!
Sonic blinked awake and noticed Shadow discovering his accident. He decided not to let on that he was awake and watching him just yet due to wanting to see Shadow squirm a little.
Shadow, in a panic now, quickly picked up his pants and slid them back on, trying to cover up his accident. He then decided to head for the door, hoping that he could race home and get a change of shorts before anybody noticed. Neo sat in
CHAPTER FOUR...
"Technique stored in gem core… Pursue hedgehog. Capture hedgehog. DESTROY HEDGEHOG!" Metal sonic shot off in Sonic's direction.
"This is not good… Oh no… no, no, no, no!" Tails said as he slowed down. The others followed his lead and slowed down too. "Tails… can you calculate were they're going?" Sally asked. Tails hung his head low and nodded. "Castle acorn… the…… king…"
I appeared at Castle acorn and to my luck the two people who ordered were here… what did they order? They order two hot butt kickin's to go! Khan was floating on his cloud thing and Eggman was in his whatchamacallit. They were towering over the castle and
Chapter three
"That's awful!" Nicole said. "Yeah," I said "I mean all that water…" Nicole looked at me and her expression said seriously? "And poor monkey Khan!" I added. She still had the same expression but she shook it off. "We HAVE to do something! I'll go get Sally…. And… and … we got to do something!" "No!" I said. "No? Look Sonic… I know you don't like Khan… but isn't there a place in your heart that tells you… he's just like everyone else?" she said. I looked at her and I remembered my conversation with Mogul. I remembered how khan looked at the beach… like he was fighting for control… but me and Khan were enemies…weren't we? "You're